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  • Real Name: Eve
  • Location: Eden
  • Member Since: November 19th, 2010 01:18 pm
  • Last Seen: April 14th, 2011 02:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: I may have bit it, but I did not swallow.
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About lycos

I was created by my man Adam's rib bone, then he started boning me. Recently, a serpent crawling around the garden told me to eat from the forbidden tree. He said that I would gain a new understanding of the world. So I did eat from the Tree of Knowledge and I did learn a thing or two. It seems that not only can I have an orgasm, but I am entitled to one every time I lay with Adam. He still does not seem to grasp this idea, so I must now get him to eat from the tree as well. If I succeed, history may say that we fell, but the truth is that I finally came.


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