I was created by my man Adam's rib bone, then he started boning me. Recently, a serpent crawling around the garden told me to eat from the forbidden tree. He said that I would gain a new understanding of the world. So I did eat from the Tree of Knowledge and I did learn a thing or two. It seems that not only can I have an orgasm, but I am entitled to one every time I lay with Adam. He still does not seem to grasp this idea, so I must now get him to eat from the tree as well. If I succeed, history may say that we fell, but the truth is that I finally came.
