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  • Real Name: jmanunited
  • Location: URANUS (see what i did there?)
  • Member Since: March 6th, 2009 05:41 am
  • Last Seen: May 3rd, 2010 07:05 pm
  • Personal tag line: only on wednesdays
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About jmanunited

i wasent gonna write one

but apparently i dont get cool points unless i do.

so im gonna mkae this the best about me ever!

...wait, they dont let you use html?


well how about turing?

well for fucks sake.


im 17, short, i live in the snowy north called ottawa, im 'emo' so stereotypeaway, i love hawthorne heights, ive named my razorblade buddy, and i write poetry. i would like to be a write when im older.


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