hsr4ever96

hsr4ever96's Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Rowling Assassin
  • Location: FCUSA
  • Member Since: August 1st, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 2:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hey, I'M da n00b!
  • Message board posts: 1

About hsr4ever96

Aaaaaand.....I forgot to save what I wrote. Smart me. Anyway, blah blah, this is my name, blah blah blah, these are my interests, blah blah blah...................eh, whatever. If you must know, I'm 13...and no, my parents don't know I even look at this crap (meaning 'all the wonderful, hilarious humor and wonderful, hilarious people that populate this apocalyptic internet wasteland of....okay, I'm getting bored just writing this.). Seriously, though, I'm not usually this boring. My request of writing for this website is currently pending...I don't know TOO much about pop culture, but I may find something interesting. Don't worry, I'll try my best! *accidentally performs Heil Hitler salute (or whatever it's called)* Wait, who's that at the door? *looks through peephole* Oh shi- *activates security measures* *runs to back of apartment and crashes through win - wait, I'm on the thirteenth flooooooooooooo- *is crushed on sidewalk* No, no, NO. I am WAY cooler than that. *does cool ninja flip out of window and lands on moving car* HELL YEAH. *pumps fist* *stands up* *gets crushed on top of low tunnel* OH SERIOUSLY. *ducks under top of low tunnel and stays crouched throughout remainder of tunnel length* Someone else finish this for me. I'm bored again.

Account Tools

My Favorites

I have no favorites yet.

Cracked Friends