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  • Real Name: Mitchell
  • Location: Europe
  • Member Since: September 8th, 2009 04:42 am
  • Last Seen: April 19th, 2012 10:32 am
  • Personal tag line: We make a pair of parentheses.
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About dizy

Fry: "Hey, who's this guy?"
Janitor: "I'm the janitor. I'm trying to take a nap here."
Fry: "I'm sorry. I thought you were made off wax."
Janitor: "I am made of wax. What's it to you?"
Fry: "I mean, I thought you were one of the wax robots."
Janitor: "Is this some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that 'confuse' you?"


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