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  • Real Name: Krystal G.
  • Location: Edinburgh ScotlandUK
  • Member Since: September 28th, 2011 06:23 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 01:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: If you're trying to bribe me, my weakness is sour cream n' onion Pringles.
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About ditmarscage

Beginner comedy-er, intermediate dog walker, expert food eater, expert drink maker, recreational video gamer and surfer. Learning french, trying hard to make a few bucks on Cracked photoplasties.



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