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  • Real Name: Carson Selby
  • Location: The Great White North
  • Member Since: August 17th, 2009 09:50 am
  • Last Seen: January 3rd, 2013 03:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
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About cselby

I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. Scientists who study me say my heart could pump jet fuel up too an airplane.


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