ZombieSamurai

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  • Real Name: Matt Bonetti
  • Location: MA
  • Member Since: November 25th, 2011
  • Last Seen: June 20th, 2013 11:07 am
  • Personal tag line: I am the human dart board in God's game room.
  • Message board posts: 1

About ZombieSamurai

My name is Matt and my life is pretty crazy. Sometimes I wander around aimlessly outside and just see what happens. I occasionally even just walk into random strangers houses. I am terrible with remembering names and faces. Also, a good amount of the time I just ramble on and on speaking complete nonsense. I like to think that I have a sporadic and spontaneous personality but my doctor just thinks it's my dementia.

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