Because someone better than me at this (Fortey) did it, I am doing it too. I write freelance, so if you like what you see here, drop me a line at darktreedesign@gmail.com.
My name is David, and I like to write (look lower). I have a bunch of other stuff here:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/135373/david.html
Very little of it is funny, so proceed with caution. I am married to a woman better looking than I deserve, have a kid smarter than I deserve, and various furry pets (currently 2 dogs and a rabbit).
I am a professional web developer, but I have been writing for 18 years, some of it even entertaining.




Is "magic" a scientific explanation?
BIRD-EATING SPIDER!

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!

Snails? More like earrings! No? Kill it ...

SCIENCE.

And we heard about this dude who walked on ...