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  • Real Name: VelociraptorAHH
  • Location: Los Angeles, CA
  • Member Since: June 18th, 2010 07:36 am
  • Last Seen: July 28th, 2014 08:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: More creative dialogue than Micheal Bay atleast.
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About VelociraptorAHH

After the American Civil War, VELOCIRAPTORAHH had only one last mission: find and destroy one Ambrose Bierce. It was supposed to be an easy mission, then back to the victorious North to retire in obscurity. VELOCIRAPTORAHH picked up Bierce's trail and following his trail to Mexico, where neither one was to be heard from again. Flung to the far and distant future of 2004, he had no choice to get a day job and surf the web. And so on.


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