I'm not good at this shit, but I'll do it anyways, just because you took the time out of your busy-ass schedule to look.
I don't really try to make jokes, I just call it like I see it. Some laugh, some don't. Others run away screaming like little bitches from the mental rape they just recieved.
I'm a drummer in an up-and-coming blues/rock band, and I don't know what I'd be doing without music.
I read constantly, and waste time on sites like this one, because they make me laugh like a retarded hyena