Socialmisfit9

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  • Real Name: Socialmisfit9
  • Location: The Ghetto of Chaumont
  • Member Since: July 25th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 12th, 2009 5:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: Pssh Eff that.
  • Message board posts: 3

About Socialmisfit9

I like Long walks on the Beach.. you know.. who doesn't like that? especially when you pass by the random Dead fish, and then you're lover is like, "what the Fuck?" and you are like, "don't ruin the mood, Jeffery." and he's like, "god, Sorry.. I guess this means i'm not getting any Pootang Tonight, right?"
and you're all like, "Damn Straight. you haven't gotten it in Three years, why would I give it up to you now?"
and then you walk in silence, because you both are just so pissed off at eachother that you can't speak.
and that is why I am never getting married.

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