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  • Real Name: Gristle McNerd
  • Location: Cologne, Germany
  • Member Since: April 9th, 2008 12:35 am
  • Last Seen: December 12th, 2013 09:16 am
  • Personal tag line: Deep Hurting, DEEP HURTING!
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About Slartibartfass

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy being more awesome than you. And I am SURE that I'm the first one who came up with this joke.


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