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  • Real Name: Sarah
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: March 12th, 2008 04:21 pm
  • Last Seen: August 28th, 2016 07:12 pm
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About Shrimp

I am a book-reading, sarcasm-loving, cat-hugging, piano-playing, university-going, chip-eating, wimpy-being, short-heighting personage.


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