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  • Real Name: SarahJCarr
  • Location: Ohio
  • Member Since: September 24th, 2011 10:37 am
  • Last Seen: March 17th, 2016 03:08 pm
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About SarahJCarr

About me? Well now dear reader Do you ask a fish how it swims? Or a bird how it flies? No? Well they were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a Candy Man and you look like you where born to keep your God Damn thoughts to yourself. But then agian this whole site is a giant orgy of thoughts and say hows! Lol, well then get along with ya then. And be back by supper!!!


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