Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice. None of that is true. Nobody calls me any of those things because I am sad and lonely.
I may seem like a mean, stupid, painfully unfunny jerk at first, but once you get to know me, you will see that I am a mean, stupid, and painfully unfunny jerk. You may think that I am trying to be funny now, and you may have even laughed, but I am really just trying to warn you. Don't love me.
I only post when I have something funny to say, or when I have something meaningful to add to a conversation. I do not post often.
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