Procrustes_X

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  • Real Name: Procrustes_X
  • Location: Lower Eritrea
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2011
  • Last Seen: August 20th, 2011 3:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 4

About Procrustes_X

Connoisseur of fine dairy products. Enjoys long, long, walks on the beach. I mean really long--bring some trail mix and water, 'cause we're gonna be out there for at least 127 hours.

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