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  • Real Name: Procrustes_X
  • Location: Lower Eritrea
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2011 03:32 pm
  • Last Seen: August 20th, 2011 03:42 pm
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About Procrustes_X

Connoisseur of fine dairy products. Enjoys long, long, walks on the beach. I mean really long--bring some trail mix and water, 'cause we're gonna be out there for at least 127 hours.


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