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  • Real Name: NisiOptimum
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  • Member Since: March 9th, 2010 12:40 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 02:13 am
  • Personal tag line: Holograms have more substance than me. Automatic doors don't open for me
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About NisiOptimum

I'm a history nerd, freelance writer and an editor for You can email me at



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