Kikuchiyo

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  • Real Name: Ron
  • Location: On ze move.
  • Member Since: December 4th, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 26th, 2012 8:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: Neither side is sacred
  • Message board posts: 79

About Kikuchiyo

What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?

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