I'm the offspring of a rabid grizzly bear, Rambo, and a drunken platypus with a club foot. I also have tits, for I am biologically female. I am a card-carrying (which is in my wallet, not my purse) femme lesbian, but not one of those hot butch ones. And no guys, I'm not sorry. Go find a bitch that wants your nasty dick, 'cause the only kind I want has to be easily removable and has no fluids coming out of it. Now...Fear me and bow down bitches.
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