John Cheese

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  • Real Name: John Cheese
  • Location: Illinois
  • Member Since: April 15th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 28th, 2014 6:05 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 3,565

About John Cheese

I'm tall.

Articles

6 Things Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get

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Worst Job Ever: Video Game Sewer Repair

| 225,232 views

Having Fun With 419 Scammers

| 380,294 views

Columns

5 Pitfalls Faced by Every New Stepparent

| 368,292 views

5 Ways Parenting Turns You into a Dumbass

| 492,140 views

The Spookiest Ghost Story Ever Told

| 248,049 views

6 Mistakes People Make During a Divorce

| 612,793 views

4 Common Morals Designed to Keep You Poor

| 1,022,198 views

A Breakup Letter to Xbox

| 344,925 views

5 Mistakes Made by Every New Parent

| 794,175 views

Worst Valentine's Day Dinner Ever

| 176,476 views

10 Brilliant Comedy Gems Hiding on YouTube

| 1,591,694 views

5 Things Men Do to Ruin Their Own Sex Lives

| 2,177,086 views

5 Reasons Today Isn't Going to Suck

| 1,068,872 views

5 Reasons Money Can Buy Happiness

| 936,387 views

5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married

| 2,469,924 views

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