John Cheese

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  • Real Name: John Cheese
  • Location: Illinois
  • Member Since: April 15th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 20th, 2014 6:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 3,595

About John Cheese

I'm tall.

Articles

6 Things Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get

| 2,218,400 views

Worst Job Ever: Video Game Sewer Repair

| 224,257 views

Having Fun With 419 Scammers

| 374,361 views

Columns

5 Pitfalls Faced by Every New Stepparent

| 366,501 views

5 Ways Parenting Turns You into a Dumbass

| 490,261 views

The Spookiest Ghost Story Ever Told

| 243,197 views

6 Mistakes People Make During a Divorce

| 601,901 views

4 Common Morals Designed to Keep You Poor

| 1,003,766 views

A Breakup Letter to Xbox

| 342,989 views

5 Mistakes Made by Every New Parent

| 787,678 views

Worst Valentine's Day Dinner Ever

| 176,003 views

10 Brilliant Comedy Gems Hiding on YouTube

| 1,535,651 views

5 Things Men Do to Ruin Their Own Sex Lives

| 2,132,537 views

5 Reasons Today Isn't Going to Suck

| 1,065,297 views

5 Reasons Money Can Buy Happiness

| 927,015 views

5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married

| 2,422,276 views

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