John Cheese

John Cheese's Cracked photo
  • Real Name: John Cheese
  • Location: Illinois
  • Member Since: April 15th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 22nd, 2014 3:05 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 3,565

About John Cheese

I'm tall.

Articles

6 Things Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get

| 2,231,667 views

Worst Job Ever: Video Game Sewer Repair

| 225,161 views

Having Fun With 419 Scammers

| 379,873 views

Columns

5 Pitfalls Faced by Every New Stepparent

| 368,152 views

5 Ways Parenting Turns You into a Dumbass

| 491,990 views

The Spookiest Ghost Story Ever Told

| 247,693 views

6 Mistakes People Make During a Divorce

| 611,909 views

4 Common Morals Designed to Keep You Poor

| 1,021,002 views

A Breakup Letter to Xbox

| 344,828 views

5 Mistakes Made by Every New Parent

| 793,750 views

Worst Valentine's Day Dinner Ever

| 176,432 views

10 Brilliant Comedy Gems Hiding on YouTube

| 1,587,450 views

5 Things Men Do to Ruin Their Own Sex Lives

| 2,173,669 views

5 Reasons Today Isn't Going to Suck

| 1,068,610 views

5 Reasons Money Can Buy Happiness

| 935,512 views

5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married

| 2,466,126 views

Videos

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!