John Cheese

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  • Real Name: John Cheese
  • Location: Illinois
  • Member Since: April 15th, 2008
  • Last Seen: February 20th, 2012 1:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: "UGH!"
  • Message board posts: 2,928

About John Cheese

I'm tall.

Articles

  1. 8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology
    By: John Cheese | | 1,934,785 views
  2. 6 Things Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get
    By: John Cheese | | 1,767,240 views
  3. 7 Terrible Life Lessons Learned from 'The Neverending Story'
    By: John Cheese | | 717,316 views
  4. Quitting Smoking: 6 Things You Notice About the Stupid World
    By: John Cheese | | 979,852 views
  5. 5 Ways to Avoid Your Terrible Parents' Mistakes
    By: John Cheese | | 916,295 views
  6. The 5 Most Implausible Old School Rap Songs
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 765,789 views
  7. 5 Terrifying Online Trends (Invented By the News Media)
    By: John Cheese | | 957,596 views
  8. 5 Gaming Technologies That Are Making Virtual Sex a Reality
    By: John Cheese | | 837,625 views
  9. 5 Wacky Internet Pranks That Can Get You Jail Time
    By: John Cheese | | 981,710 views
  10. Worst Job Ever: Video Game Sewer Repair
    By: John Cheese | | 173,908 views
  11. 12 Things You'll Wish You'd Never Seen Under a Microscope
    By: John Cheese | | 2,966,121 views
  12. 5 Ways Television Went Crazy Since I Quit Watching in 2003
    By: John Cheese | | 1,592,055 views
  13. The 4 Most Important Things to Know as a Gamer Parent
    By: John Cheese | | 1,438,722 views
  14. 7 Impractical Rock Star Fashions We Wish Had Caught On
    By: John Cheese | | 1,034,418 views
  15. 5 Internet Life Lessons Parents Need to Start Teaching Kids
    By: John Cheese | | 1,471,827 views
  16. 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Quitting Drinking
    By: John Cheese | | 2,344,170 views
  17. 26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist
    By: John Cheese | | 3,227,922 views
  18. The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Videos Nobody Wanted to See
    By: John Cheese | | 4,429,201 views
  19. Having Fun With 419 Scammers
    By: John Cheese | | 298,983 views

Columns

  1. 5 Common Anti-Internet Arguments (That Are Statistically BS)
    By: John Cheese | | 666,765 views
  2. 5 Types of People Who Always Give Terrible Advice
    By: John Cheese | | 750,155 views
  3. 5 Things You Should Know Before Trying to Fix Your Computer
    By: John Cheese | | 964,566 views
  4. The 6 Stupidest Things We Use to Judge People We Don't Know
    By: John Cheese | | 1,126,083 views
  5. The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up Poor
    By: John Cheese | | 3,013,124 views
  6. 7 Things You Don't Realize About Addiction (Until You Quit)
    By: John Cheese | | 947,602 views
  7. The 5 Reasons Marriage Scares Men (Aren't What You Think)
    By: John Cheese | | 1,089,507 views
  8. 5 Reasons Your New Year's Resolution Is Going to Fail
    By: John Cheese | | 438,033 views
  9. A Fly on the Wall Look at the Cracked.com Christmas Party
    By: John Cheese | | 87,761 views
  10. 4 Awful Ways The Internet Is Tainting Everything Else
    By: John Cheese | | 802,074 views
  11. 5 Terrible Things You Can't Stop Your Children From Doing
    By: John Cheese | | 982,920 views
  12. 5 Reasons Money Can Buy Happiness
    By: John Cheese | | 749,822 views
  13. 9 YouTube Videos That Prove Anyone Can Get Sober
    By: John Cheese | | 393,076 views
  14. 5 Thanksgiving Disasters You're Probably Not Prepared For
    By: John Cheese | | 674,465 views
  15. 5 Ways We Ruined the Occupy Wall Street Generation
    By: John Cheese | | 2,123,730 views
  16. 5 Reasons You Don't Miss Your 20s When They're Over
    By: John Cheese | | 1,129,484 views
  17. 7 Halloween Costumes That Never Look as Cool as You Think
    By: John Cheese | | 1,059,646 views
  18. 5 Reasons Moving Sucks (And Costs) More Than You Expect
    By: John Cheese | | 470,588 views
  19. 5 Parental Dick Moves You Hate (Until You're a Parent)
    By: John Cheese | | 1,010,863 views
  20. 5 Unexpected Causes of Awkward Conversations With Your Kids
    By: John Cheese | | 802,464 views
  21. 5 Bad Ideas for Dealing With Bullies You Learned in Movies
    By: John Cheese | | 781,843 views
  22. 5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married
    By: John Cheese | | 1,430,977 views
  23. 5 Ways to Tell You're Getting Too Old for Video Games
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 1,363,044 views
  24. 5 Bits of Advice That Don't Make Sense Until It's Too Late
    By: John Cheese | | 1,476,876 views
  25. 5 Bizarre Outbursts By Celebrities You Thought Were Sane
    By: John Cheese | | 1,153,902 views
  26. The 5 Most Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About Babies
    By: John Cheese | | 1,185,416 views
  27. 6 Reasons The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Hates You
    By: John Cheese | | 2,223,154 views
  28. 5 Questions You Need to Ask (To Avoid Ruining Your Life)
    By: John Cheese | | 1,136,785 views
  29. 5 Things I Can't Believe Websites Are Still Doing
    By: John Cheese | | 1,325,393 views
  30. 5 Visions of the Future From Experts (Who Should Be Fired)
    By: John Cheese | | 710,375 views
  31. 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
    By: John Cheese | | 839,674 views
  32. 5 Crucial Lessons Learned by Watching Kids Play Video Games
    By: John Cheese | | 1,044,797 views
  33. 5 Pro-Marijuana Arguments That Aren't Helping
    By: John Cheese | | 1,231,786 views
  34. 4 Anger Management Tips the Internet Could Really Use
    By: John Cheese | | 581,831 views
  35. 5 Ways Methamphetamine Can Make You a New Person
    By: John Cheese | | 678,289 views
  36. 5 Reasons Life Actually Does Get Better
    By: John Cheese | | 1,672,450 views
  37. 5 Reasons Internet Access in America is a Disaster
    By: John Cheese | | 734,501 views
  38. 5 Unhelpful People You Meet in Every Hospital
    By: John Cheese | | 677,168 views
  39. 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor
    By: John Cheese | | 2,287,853 views
  40. 6 Ad Campaigns That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
    By: John Cheese | | 888,765 views
  41. 5 Reasons Pro Wrestlers are the Best Actors in the World
    By: John Cheese | | 802,455 views

Videos

  1. If The Videos You Watched In Science Class Were Rated R
    By: John Cheese | | 279,755 views

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