John Cheese

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  • Real Name: John Cheese
  • Location: Illinois
  • Member Since: April 15th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 12th, 2014 4:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 3,596

About John Cheese

I'm tall.

Articles

6 Things Our Kids Just Plain Won't Get

| 2,217,619 views

Worst Job Ever: Video Game Sewer Repair

| 224,201 views

Having Fun With 419 Scammers

| 374,099 views

Columns

5 Pitfalls Faced by Every New Stepparent

| 366,395 views

5 Ways Parenting Turns You into a Dumbass

| 490,100 views

The Spookiest Ghost Story Ever Told

| 242,906 views

6 Mistakes People Make During a Divorce

| 600,570 views

4 Common Morals Designed to Keep You Poor

| 1,002,847 views

A Breakup Letter to Xbox

| 342,898 views

5 Mistakes Made by Every New Parent

| 785,718 views

Worst Valentine's Day Dinner Ever

| 175,964 views

10 Brilliant Comedy Gems Hiding on YouTube

| 1,533,083 views

5 Things Men Do to Ruin Their Own Sex Lives

| 2,129,250 views

5 Reasons Today Isn't Going to Suck

| 1,065,083 views

5 Reasons Money Can Buy Happiness

| 926,509 views

5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married

| 2,418,405 views

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