John Hillabin

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  • Real Name: John Hillabin
  • Location: Third from the sun.
  • Member Since: January 2nd, 2012 08:10 pm
  • Last Seen: December 22nd, 2013 12:04 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm not concise enough for a tagline.
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About John Hillabin

He refuses to blog, doesn’t tweet, and cannot be found on Facebook. Laboring in his cave, he hopes to one day create artificial life or publish a novel – whichever is easier.



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