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  • Real Name: Hyperion
  • Location: Under the Earth's crust. Also known as New York State.
  • Member Since: October 20th, 2006 07:01 am
  • Last Seen: March 12th, 2014 01:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: Why not?
  • Message board posts

About Hyperion

Who is Hyperion?

If you ask the common people, he's a rhino-wrestling freedom fighter with a mysterious mask and sensual accent.

If you ask the nobility, he's that guy who keeps robbing your goddamn carriages. As well as the one who continuously knocks on your door and runs away.

The important thing is that Hyperion is a bastion of sarcasm in a world of content, amiable citizens.

On an unrelated note, he has his own site at www.mwt-studios.com .


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