Holden

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  • Real Name: Holden
  • Location: Miami, FL
  • Member Since: May 1st, 2008 07:24 pm
  • Last Seen: August 8th, 2009 11:38 am
  • Personal tag line: Imagine Kevin Smith but younger and lazier and you've stumbled upon me.
  • Message board posts: 6

About Holden

I write, I attempt to draw, I write about my attempts to draw.
I enjoy puns and jokes about science a bit too much.
I hate several things. My top 10 include:

1. "About Me" sections.
2. All things having to do with "About Me" sections.
3. Nazis
4. People that pop their collars.
5. People that like the people that pop their collars.
6. Being eaten by raptors.
7. Being eaten by Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
8. "Shoot 'em Up."
9. People that make lists about the things they hate.
10. Fatties.

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