Three things;
- heartburn actually has nothing to do with your heart, who knew?!
- there are actually 3 kinds of pedophilia; pedophilia (ages 0-11), hebephilia (ages 12-14), and ephebophilia (ages 15-19) ... so all those Twi-Moms out there who have Taylor Lautner's face on your panties ... wait ... there are panties with Taylor Lautner's face one them? WTF!
- facebook is the stalker's paradise

Hey i said three things, not three things about me.

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