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  • Real Name: GrumpyOldMan
  • Location: On my lawn
  • Member Since: September 5th, 2011 10:51 am
  • Last Seen: January 4th, 2015 01:51 am
  • Personal tag line: I am creative enough to write a personal tag line, but I can't be arsed.
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About GrumpyOldMan

If you send me a message or friend request, imagine you had to walk to your local Pony Express office, hand-write the note, and then pay four pennies for international delivery.

Then imagine the plucky rider braving fierce snow storms, lashing rains, landslides, and waves the size of a cathedral (one where they did manage to finish the pointy bits on the towers).

Finally imagine him delivering the message to me, me writing a little note back with the reply, and then replay the whole thing backwards.

It's a bit more fun that way than just telling you straight out that I rarely check anything on my profile, and that you might have to wait a while for a reply.


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