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  • Real Name: Garrett Faber
  • Location: Pennsylvania
  • Member Since: August 26th, 2009 08:17 am
  • Last Seen: November 4th, 2014 10:41 am
  • Personal tag line: Stop all the downloading!
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About GarrettFaber

I'm Garrett, i'm into a lot of nerdy shit like anime, video games, movies and comic books. I think Chuck Klosterman is a douche. My favorite comic characters are Batman and John Constantine. I'm into photography, but who isn't? I used to write a lot more but I stopped focusing on it, Hunter S Thompson said writing is painful work and he was right. It's whatever though, you just gotta get in that zone where the words fly free and fast. Easy.
I'm a nerd, I got the Sega Dreamcast the day it came out on 9/9/99. Jet Set Radio was the shit, the soundtrack was fantastic and the graphics had that weird anime style. Random, I know. I read Cracked every day, I have been for years, I wanted to try my hand at writing for the site a while ago but I just never got into it. Now I'd like to work my way in and learn the style. Most importantly it's gotta be funny, or else what the fuck.
Bob Dylan's Isis comes on the radio and it reminds me how much I love adventure. I definitely want to head west as soon as possible, and go to some sleepy beach town and learn to surf. Pennsylvania is a gorgeous state but after a while it loses its charm. One of my lifes goals is to go around the world twice, see everything twice.


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