Fullmetallotus

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  • Real Name: Dick Van Psuedonym
  • Location: Typicalton, Qa
  • Member Since: June 2nd, 2011 10:15 am
  • Last Seen: April 24th, 2012 07:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: My ex said "somethings just aren't funny!" - I said "...yet!"
  • Message board posts: 47

About Fullmetallotus

Mostly harmless, I enjoy plotting the overthrow and domination of the hideously mutated monkeys on this stinking ball of rock. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, pressing wild flowers, and my volunteer role as entertainment chair for the Illuminati.
On my few free days, I like to hang out on street corners and negativley influence society.

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