I'm a disposable lighter repairman, and a part-time internet comedy writer. If you're thinking that means I make absolutely no money, like ever, then you are quite correct. On the plus side, I live under the counter at a Starbucks, so I have all the internet and scones I could possibly need. Steve, the manager keeps threatening "legal action" but I know Steve's secret. Yeah Steve, I know what you're hiding from your wife, and I would gladly tell her. I'll dime you out, asshole. In a heartbeat. Word.
