ElAlacran

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  • Real Name: ElAlacran
  • Location: Just this side of insanity.
  • Member Since: June 23rd, 2008 09:31 pm
  • Last Seen: April 24th, 2014 03:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: I have accepted my own banality.
  • Message board posts: 408

About ElAlacran

Amateur writer, amateur drummer, professional John Holmes body double.

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