My current struggle in becoming an Internet writer, which has been a hilariously desperate attempt thus-far has seemed naught but futile. I'm completely inexperienced and have had no idea how to go about submitting ideas or even putting thoughts down in such a clean, crisp and organized manner like the articles seen on Cracked. Sure, my age is against me. I mean, I can't even drink alcohol yet(shitty), but fuck it if I can't freely articulate my thoughts, ideas and interests through the only medium I personally have any form of comfort in: Written Word. Forgive my Facebook-Ian like ranting, I'm afraid that the social networking sites of my generation have long since summoned and displayed my obsolescence for all of the world to see, but I digress. I guess the reason I'm writing this is because(contrary to common belief), I'm not naive enough to think that I'm the best writer in the world. I'm no John Cheese. Hell, I'm not even a Daniel O'Brien. I absolutely know that I have a lot to learn (A Big Ole Lot) and there are no others on this world who'd I'd rather learn from than the Writers of Cracked. You lot are a writers salvation and I sincerely hope that I will have the opportunity to express my thoughts and ideas on those wonderful lists of fantastic fuckery called articles. Thank you for reading and remember, this about me section, though seemingly hilariously desperate is an honest plea by an honest boy that wants to spread his wings and flap. Yes, flap. Not fly. Flap, my friends.
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