Sometimes I'm a writer who occasionally has very good ideas, but most of the time I'm a gamer who always has very good taste (and no money, see 'writer'.)
If my stuff has blown your socks off, shoot me an e-mail at mchristiansen (at) thelastgaffe (dot) com and I'll help you look for them.
This just in: I also have a website, where I and several other Cracked writers shun our personal lives and loved ones in order to bring you the finest in Internet Comedy! Check it out: www.thelastgaffe.com

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