Crotchstomper

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  • Real Name: Cracked P. ILoveCrackedALotIngton
  • Location: Methadone clinics worldwide
  • Member Since: July 26th, 2008
  • Last Seen: January 18th, 2009 9:40 am
  • Personal tag line: Er...sure.
  • Message board posts: 5

About Crotchstomper

By the time I realized the gentleman walking toward me was NOT, in fact, a jackass chatting on his blue tooth but a jabbering crackpot, he'd already stuck a knife in my liver.

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