Conspiracynut

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  • Real Name: Conspiracynut
  • Location: Oklahoma City
  • Member Since: March 11th, 2009
  • Last Seen: April 19th, 2014 11:08 am
  • Personal tag line: Second Life is pretty much 4Chan's Matrix.
  • Message board posts: 326
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About Conspiracynut

I thank Wheel of Fortune for making me a literary child protogy, my grandfather for forcing me to drop out of highschool by dying, and Legos for being the only toy worth playing with. (Try to guess which one of those were sarcastic. If you get it wrong, I probably don't not hate you.)

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