Chunkylover
- Real Name: Chunkylover
- Location: Oh Canada
- Member Since: July 2nd, 2009
- Last Seen: May 25th, 2012 5:06 am
- Personal tag line: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
- Message board posts: 83
About Chunkylover
I like pie.
I like to dream of the day when spoiled, deliberately illiterate and full of false entitlement children graduate from high school and realize that the fluffy, cotton-candy-esque womb-like environment that is created by idiot parents and even more idioter school boards while repeating the mantra of "you are AWESOME, you are SPECIAL" on a continuous audio loop dissolves in a hailstorm of acid as they enter what is known as the REAL WORLD, where the real world immediately starts kicking them in the balls.
Did I mention I like pie?
I like to dream of the day when spoiled, deliberately illiterate and full of false entitlement children graduate from high school and realize that the fluffy, cotton-candy-esque womb-like environment that is created by idiot parents and even more idioter school boards while repeating the mantra of "you are AWESOME, you are SPECIAL" on a continuous audio loop dissolves in a hailstorm of acid as they enter what is known as the REAL WORLD, where the real world immediately starts kicking them in the balls.
Did I mention I like pie?
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