Chunkylover

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  • Real Name: Chunkylover
  • Location: Oh Canada
  • Member Since: July 2nd, 2009
  • Last Seen: August 28th, 2014 7:46 pm
  • Personal tag line: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
  • Message board posts: 83

About Chunkylover

I like pie.

I like to dream of the day when spoiled, deliberately illiterate and full of false entitlement children graduate from high school and realize that the fluffy, cotton-candy-esque womb-like environment that is created by idiot parents and even more idioter school boards while repeating the mantra of "you are AWESOME, you are SPECIAL" on a continuous audio loop dissolves in a hailstorm of acid as they enter what is known as the REAL WORLD, where the real world immediately starts kicking them in the balls.

Did I mention I like pie?

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