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  • Real Name: Carnal Custard
  • Location: Belgrade, Somewherbia
  • Member Since: February 9th, 2009 05:46 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 10:41 am
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About CarnalCustard

I once thought I was an exclamation mark in a world full of periods. Time and experience have taught me that I am, in fact, a question mark in a world full of colons.


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