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  • Real Name: John
  • Location: Bloomington, Indiana
  • Member Since: September 26th, 2010 03:54 pm
  • Last Seen: January 23rd, 2014 09:05 am
  • Personal tag line: "This quiver in my lips is where I keep my arrows."
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About Bristownator

I'm just a punk who's feeling lucky.


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