Bambiraptor

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  • Real Name: Megan Hamilton
  • Location: Costa Rica
  • Member Since: July 29th, 2011
  • Last Seen: April 6th, 2013 1:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Be the otter of your own fat.
  • Message board posts: 89

About Bambiraptor

I spend my days chasing bugs, drawing and painting frightening pictures of dinosaurs and large, hairy, and probably smelly extinct mammals. I'm happy I don't have to clean up their poop.

I also like to annoy politicians and bite at their ankles like a small, yappy, and probably smelly dog.

Other than that I'm pretty abnormal.

Today, a heavy, heavy thunderstorm came in. Very loud, and heavy rain. I love to sit in my living room, writing and watching the fury of the storm. It is beautiful.

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