AustinSims

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  • Real Name: Austin Sims
  • Location: It's dark and I hear laughing
  • Member Since: December 8th, 2010 09:35 pm
  • Last Seen: January 21st, 2012 12:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: "He's happy! He's scrappy! He's the son of god!"
  • Message board posts: 19

About AustinSims

I am a musician, tutor, and an amateur mixed martial artist (at least that's how I make money), and I'm going to school to get a major in psychology and a minor in education. I'm nineteen years young, and I've been high for about 4 of those years cummulatively.

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