I'm a brazilian guy… from Brazil. Kind of removed from the capitals, so I'm fairy safe from alien attacks.
I learned english on my own just for porn… uh… I mean… reading Cracked.com articles.
I have over 1,500 games on Steam. I'm a redditor for at least 5 years. I know how to draw (it's shitty, but not much, and I have one of those Wacom thingies). I know how to write while not looking like a retarded teenager (I may commit some errors here and there, english is not my native language after all). I work on a city hall, so I barely work. I'm atheist (and almost punched a priest in the face once, good times…).
I'm really fun. I mean it! After reading too much Cracked articles, watching too much Daily Show and Colbert Report, watching too much funny shows like South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, etc, reading too much Allie Brosh… I became kind of an asshole. People can't expect having serious conversations with me. Add to that that I really hate to lie and people are showered with observations that are always true and funny. So, who knows, maybe I'm fit to be a Cracked article writer, or at least some brazilian bootleg version of it.
