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  • Real Name: Ass Pants
  • Location: Ed'Lanna
  • Member Since: July 2nd, 2011 07:04 pm
  • Last Seen: September 8th, 2016 02:41 pm
  • Personal tag line: Real men declare variables at runtime.
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About AdamTurner

I'm not funny at all, so don't fucking laugh at me. Fucker.


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