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Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character





From the Introduction:

From Chapter 3- Larceny, and Other Acts of Lawlessness :

From Chapter 6- Disproportionately Intense Acts of Revenge:

From Chapter 8- A Very Daniel Christmas :

From Chapter 11- Needless Cruelty :

From Chapter 9- Overwhelming Racial Intolerance :

From Chapter 13-24- Sexual Deviance :

Last 5 posts by Daniel O'Brien

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  1. huss Says:

    OH my fucking god that was Hilarious, i havent stopped laughing. especially liked the black kid one and the christmas one.

  2. Lusk1993 Says:

    It was hard to read a good quater of these. Which kindof sucked. But good job.

  3. Jules Says:

    I loved this. :)

  4. Pumping_Anus Says:

    it’s kind of funny how every article Daniel O’Brian writes there’s a dedicated group of people crying how he sucks.

  5. Cracked.com4EVER Says:

    who gives a fuck about peanuts? it sucked dick. DOB, amaziing job raping this, it was awesome. now, if you can do this to dragonball z… . .

  6. TROLL Says:

    TROLL TROLL ARGUE ARGUE

  7. joebrow Says:

    kanyes right, dan

  8. Krawn Says:

    Yeesh, low blow. This is suprisingly lame for this site.

  9. Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character « Qwerty98311’s Weblog Says:

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  10. ironicusername Says:

    Yeah, well I heard you like niggerdicks.

    Also, Rule 34

  11. Strife Says:

    ironicusername, honestly I do get offended. It’s a VERY cheap way to make a joke. Iconoclastic jokes are tough to do, inserting extreme violence or lewdness into nostalgia isn’t funny. It’s just lazy.

    Heck, if I wanted to, it’d take me all of thirty minutes to take this article, slap some labels explaining why it sucks, then passing it off as original humor.

  12. Kanye Says:

    Yo DOB I’m really happy for you and imma let you finish, but mostoffensivevideo.com had one of the best Peanuts parodies of all time! One of the best Peanuts parodies of all time!

  13. Brilliant Says:

    [quote] The Cerberus Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 7:51 am
    How fucking old are these, DOB? I remember seeing something like this over a year ago on a website you were linked to. You’re phoning it in now… and instead of a phone, it’s a handful of dicks.
    [/quote]
    Link or GTFO.

    Yes I know, BBcode etcetc

  14. I had anal relations with Andy's mom Says:

    @ Andy … Shut it! I laughed rather a lot!

  15. Andy Says:

    Eh, it kind of went the unoriginal killing-beloved-cartoon-characters-is-so-funny route. Childhood favorites + blood/sex doesn’t always equal funny. Sometimes it can be done well, but here the jokes aren’t great and the art is truly terrible. It looks like it was done by a twelve-year-old with Photoshop.

    “Cat Prison” did get a laugh out of me, though…

  16. Naughty coed Says:

    i liked it.
    thank you sir

  17. someone Says:

    please tell me “anathame” is a troll.

  18. Anathame Says:

    ZOMG I R SMARTZ

    HE IZ DAN AND R CHRAKTR IS DANIEL

    OMG MABE SUN/

  19. ironicusername Says:

    Holy shit! someone got offended reading a Cracked article??? Oh noes!!!1111eleventhousandonehundredandeleven

    Who took a shit in your girlfriend Strife? or are you always so easily offended by people mocking dead cartoonists?

  20. jmcfarl3 Says:

    what does protip mean?

  21. Strife26 Says:

    Protip:
    Being Iconoclastic demands some degree of skill and/or humor.

    Unfunny AND offensive, while being surprisingly rare amongst Cracked contributors is neither.

  22. Drakmeire Says:

    Wow, he both metaphorically and physically raped one of the most wholesome series ever made.
    you’re awesome Dan!

  23. Gabe Says:

    I love you,DOB.

  24. drake Says:

    please reprint peanuts vs the punisher

  25. Henry Says:

    Totally lame. I didn’t even crack a smile. Except for just now, at my retarded pun. You suck.

  26. Binak_Algo Says:

    You are a waste of human geing, Dan. And I love you for that

  27. steve Says:

    http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1846644

  28. Diceman Says:

    That was kinda meh

  29. Jules Says:

    This has ruined my childhood.

    Kudos.

  30. John Says:

    I don’t know why people tend to hate this so much. As a peanuts fan, and a fan of needlessly cruel jokes, I totally loved this, every picture is a winner! I’m still laughing :D thanks man

  31. jellyfish Says:

    classic DOB
    fuckin’ epic
    everything you do is gold

  32. Steve Says:

    Funny stuff D.O.B.

  33. bobbiwib Says:

    scorpion toss was the one funny moment

    other than that, pointlessly offensive

  34. Penal Colony Says:

    That was the best comic strip I’ve seen since Space Moose. And that’s saying a fuck of a lot, coming from me. Nice work DOB.

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  36. FRANKENSLUT Says:

    OMG! You DID NOT just hang woodstock from a tree and frame franklin because hes black, You shopped yourself into a Peanuts cartoon? The fucking your sister tape tape was pretty low DO! the rest was kinda funny though.

  37. asdf Says:

    Scorpion toss was funny. The rest… not so much. And I usually like DOB.

  38. hellblade Says:

    loved it. haters, go away!

    BTW - CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP + FUCK FUCK FUCK = LOL LOL LOL

  39. not so funny Says:

    Being edgy and risque can go hand-in-hand with humor if done right. Unfortunately, this wasn’t done right. It was about as funny as Russell Brand. Pointlessly vulgar.

  40. FanofDOB Says:

    I agree. “Scorpion toss” should be a catch phrase of sorts.

  41. BornBeyond Says:

    below par

  42. Daniel Says:

    Daniel O’brien, speaking of Dan centric news. Have you seen this new Dunkin Donuts commercial that screams our names.

    look at top post on http://www.danieldannydan.com, you one stop shop for all your daniel related needs.

  43. Horncat Says:

    Not as good as what i’ve come to expect with the prince of internet comedy, still giggle-worthy

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  45. Oraclebob Says:

    Ergh. DOB. You ran outta time to do this project, didn’t ya?

  46. ratchet1215 Says:

    The number of times I have seen Sally Brown being railed just doubled.

  47. Smokus Says:

    Last!

    I lol’d

  48. IsThisFrank? Says:

    I sincerely hope that “SCORPION TOSS” will be a new catchphrase here. :P

  49. benfromcanada Says:

    No. Not good. You had a few moments, but it was overall not a good article.

  50. Lithium Says:

    I think Daniel would make the rubbish that is Peanuts worth reading. And I’m typing this on my new iPod Touch. I’m going to give up typing on it because my fonger is too fat and I keep hitting the wrong keys.

  51. arcticlink Says:

    i doubt you would survive burnination

  52. colatf Says:

    that was pretty good. a few really good laughs.

  53. Oliver Fugate Says:

    Wow, beloved comic characters shown in a vulgar context? That’s never been done before.

    Suddenly, Cracked.com is starting to feel more like the poorly-done Mad rip-off of past eras.

    Try harder.

  54. Liam Says:

    Yeeeeaaaahhh, this one was pretty lame.

    To be honest, it’s just one stupid-ass dirty joke after another. Granted, the insane amounts of dirty jokes that go into O’Brien’s works are what make’em funny, but here, the dialogue’s boring, the pictures are idiotic, and it just didn’t make me laugh at all.

  55. banjocat Says:

    meh

  56. Figfewdisgewd Says:

    Hmm…I doubt anyone here is a fan of Strong Bad.

  57. Figfewdisgewd Says:

    SCORPION TOSS!

  58. Ricardo Luz T. Says:

    Don’t care how original this is, it made me laugh forth and cum.
    Congratulations.

  59. yesbutnotyou Says:

    I laughed at the “you’re adopted” one

  60. kenz Says:

    anyone who made this is pure retarded

  61. Raye Says:

    This was so stupid. You’re sick, DOB, and you need help. Putting adult-themes in children’s cartoons is not only, as someone else said “done to death” but not funny and seriously pathetic. Disgusting, childish, and clearly you didn’t take any great lengths to think.

    Pathetic. Cracked is usually better than this.

  62. alvin Says:

    too funny keep them coming

  63. Jilly Says:

    I love your stuff, DOB, but I didn’t think this was as good as usual. Of course, Snoopy’s burning dog house did make me chuckle

  64. amii Says:

    ehehe the one w schroeder made me laugh >.>

  65. Killimajaro Says:

    The_Gecko is right this is very stupid guys,C’mon you can do better than this.

    This is the kind of stuff I can see on 4chan any day,except not quite as funny.

  66. To: maggotsandriots Says:

    Nobody cares what you think (write that down)!

    Don’t pass go, don’t collect $200.

    Go suck yo Momma’s dick.

  67. Did you say 'Penis Character'?! Says:

    Because if you did: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1292175/ … Whoa!

  68. The_Gecko Says:

    This is really a step down from most of your work, DOB. Seriously, the “let’s take a beloved childhood classic and taint it” has been done to death. Just because you photo-shop yourself into the comic doing things that have absolutely no impact on the comic doesn’t make it funny.

  69. Kase Says:

    wow. lol
    i <3 DOB

  70. Halna Says:

    ….wow. That’s… uh…. that’s really weird.

  71. Exozito Says:

    Disappointing…compared to the other articles here.

  72. Chloe Says:

    Wow DOB. Just…wow. Your mind is truly twisted. I think Peanuts would have been awesome with your new character.

  73. feralboy12 Says:

    Well, it was a good idea, anyway.

  74. aaaa Says:

    Poor attempt at humor

  75. PocketSmashed Says:

    that article wasnt as funny as I tought it would be….but that last one made me laugh..i was like whats so funny bout thi…haha holy shit

  76. T Says:

    lame

  77. William V Says:

    Ah yes, the voice of generation z - “Fuck off and die”. You must be 14 at the most.

    Pretty soon they’ll need to make “fuck” key for keyboards.

  78. Aprilizer Says:

    That was pretty good but I don’t think anything will make me laugh as hard as “Why so Sirius?” ever again

  79. hazardlad Says:

    More awesomeness

  80. herojuana Says:

    Shut the fuck up, maggots.

    Cracked is great and Dan O is awesome, just didn’t make me laugh, as a lot of shit on Cracked does.

    It’s called quality control feedback, fuckface.

  81. herojuana Says:

    But just to clarify not for the same reasons as “V”.

    Fuck off and die, “V”. You’re a piece of shit.

  82. maggotsandriots Says:

    I wonder if people ever get tired of making stupid, anonymous comments on an article they were less than fellated by. I guess the answer is no. Sorry this isnt up to some people’s epicurean standard of high-brow entertainment. I liked it.

  83. herojuana Says:

    Fully expected to laugh, didn’t .

    Poorly done, Dan.

  84. visitorQ Says:

    “Mike Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    They paper bag the black kid has is very phallic.”

    I was disturbed with my mind for taking it there. Nice to see someone else sees this too.

    ….We should discuss this further in the back of my van, mike.

  85. grapple apple Says:

    just noticing some posts, the only funn …actually fuck it, off with his thumbs

  86. grape apricot Says:

    Mr. V is so right on, I bought a copy of national lampoon from 1970 the other day, and it really takes satire and wit to a next level, I’m stuck wondering what happened. This peanuts thing is border line funny, really just ripping off jokes that have already been made, and repackaging them, and the drawings just simply blow…its like he spent 10 minutes with ms paint. Really who the hell are you pandering to? Cracked should have your thumbs removed…

  87. Amadman Says:

    I don’t care how drunk you were when you made this (slightly more so than usual, i assume), you are a bad person DOB

  88. QueenSativa Says:

    You’re a fucking sick man DOB. A hilarious, sick man.

  89. Ikebokuro Says:

    I know its funny because its on a funny website.. but its not DOB’s best material.. compared to last one.. this one isnt all that good.. i’ll wait another weak for more DOB being the drunken bufoon we know and love.. and not the awesome sir dicks- a -lot he pretends to be

  90. Katrina Says:

    Thanks for ruining my childhood DOB. Now I’m going to go into my room and cry in the fetal position.

  91. Ian Says:

    Fuck off, William V

  92. lol_alf Says:

    Notice the shades Daniel wears while burning Snoopy’s house down? If only all the kids followed his example, and kept their eyes protected!

  93. dontdocrack Says:

    That…
    That was so wrong on so many levels.
    Very nice!

  94. William V Says:

    That was just violent and sadistic. Not funny. Seems more and more, to get the attention of today’s youth on the internet, you have to be mean spirited and abrupt. The tail end of generation y and now generation z don’t have the sophistication or attention span for subtelty in this day and age, so they tend to enjoy much more coarse, obvious humor that is untactful and just plain stupid.

  95. fuckaccounts Says:

    You mean you let DOB take your childhood cherry? For shame, you shoulda gone to Rule 34 and taken it like an adult.

  96. Anonymouse Says:

    Peanuts would have been the best comic ever with DOB.

  97. Ceveron Says:

    Wow this just goes on and on doesn’t it?

  98. Superstar2559 Says:

    My favourite bit was snoopy with the shoes on, ‘clop clop clop’ and daniels ‘fuck fuck fuck’. Good job DOB.

  99. Irishladdie727 Says:

    My childhood has been so thoroughly raped…

  100. soylent green Says:

    Awesome.

  101. BenAnderson Says:

    Ehh, this was probably the first thing you’ve done that I didn’t really like. :\

  102. rayd Says:

    also, not funny
    turn into seanbaby

  103. rayd Says:

    snoopy is adorable with those shoes and socks

  104. check minus Says:

    this is hilarious!

  105. ariel Says:

    i had a dream about DOB the other night. ‘cept he was a hottie in it. *shiver* it was creepy to wake up to

  106. ChaoticBrain Says:

    This was a groaner.

  107. TooManyPies Says:

    To be honest i always thought Peanuts was a bag of crap, now I know what was missing! Thanks for filling in the blanks, DOB!

  108. Wasteroo Says:

    PS Brockway is better than you in every way

  109. Wasteroo Says:

    This article was dogshit.

    Wait, fuck, I forgot this was Cracked, let me start over

    HA HA HE SAID FUCK AND THEN MORE INAPPROPRIATE THINGS

  110. LexTaliones Says:

    Don’t fuck with Schroeder. He’s the only cool Peanuts Character besides Snoopy, and Woodstock.

  111. SegFault Says:

    Boring, not funny at all.

  112. Nikita Says:

    Meh, that was alright. I don’t see how anyone could “laugh their ass off” to that, but i guess that’s why we call some people retards.

  113. DoofusMagnus Says:

    “Please, don’t turn into Seanbaby!”

    QFE

  114. moonflood Says:

    I can’t believe how goddamn hard I laughed. The VHS tape…*gasp*

  115. Julia Says:

    Please, don’t turn into Seanbaby!

  116. Danny955 Says:

    Yes, I agree, a meh to thee. It could have been excuseable if you atleast bothered to work the new character in to the text and storyline in some more profound way then just pasting him in to the last couple fo frames doing deviant acts.

  117. USA1977 Says:

    ME AND YOUR SISTER FUCKING

    oh man this article is brilliant

  118. Kevin Sutton Says:

    Holy shit that was so awesome.

  119. Corvin Says:

    Everything about you is awesome and this article is hilarious. I love you.

  120. sk8rpunk Says:

    This is so fucking funny. I’m still laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work.

  121. Vicky Says:

    You…you just fucked my childhood in the ear.

    You’re a bad, bad man. I take back everything I said about having your babies.

  122. Digital Pie Says:

    SCORPION TOSS!

    This is such a win.

  123. bunni Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HE WAS BEING CONTRARY!!!!!!!!!
    VAGINA?!?!?! TOO GOOD!

  124. Aaron Says:

    not as amazing as usual, but scorpion toss was awesome.

  125. Watchtower Says:

    Man, it’s been a while since I laughed that hard. Daniel burning Snoopy’s doghouse, Daniel tossing a gun at the black guy (I don’t know what his name is) and calling the cops on him, and Daniel giving Chuck a tape of Dan banging Chuck’s sis are priceless.

  126. Randy Couture Says:

    You’re a lousy American Don O’Brien. I want to ground and pound you in the cage! Kind of like what I did to Gina Carano for my “make her feel better after her first loss” sex with her.

  127. Mike Says:

    I love the SCORPION TOSS!

  128. Jason Says:

    Not as great as most DOB columns, but the “Scorpion Toss!” part was gold.

  129. Nick Diaz Says:

    This sucks shit fucker. Wanna go smoke a bowl?

  130. Morgahn Says:

    Not a very good column this week. Only one that was hilarious was the Loose-y joke xP

  131. jalfa Says:

    First Brockway with the fight scenes and comic-style panels, then Bucholz with the video games, now DOB with actual comics. Everybody seems to be encroaching upon Seanbaby’s turf, interesting.

  132. Nemmo Says:

    tl:dr

  133. Mike Says:

    They paper bag the black kid has is very phallic.

  134. To: Huntley the cunt! Says:

    “So now you’re taking submissions from 8th graders?”

    Why… do you want to submit something you smart-mouthed piece of shit?

    http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=29&sku=E-CD00250

    Fucker!

  135. Gabriel Says:

    K, 99% of you can ignore this, don’t wanna distract from anything, but for, like, the 5 people who can’t resist the whole ‘I didn’t like it’ comments, as though everything on the internet is posted here just awaiting your approval to validate its existence, lemme tell you what your comments aren’t. They’re not clever, insightful, telling, witty or bold. But here’s what they ARE: envision a room full of people watching a well-known comic (because most of us reading this know who DOB is and are familiar with his style) and the show wraps up in laughter and applause - as represented by the comments. Then, as you hear chairs shuffling, and people start to think, “Well, that was nice, what now?” the voice of a retard pipes up from the back, loud and indignant, “Dah wah-unt funnay!” That’s what your comments are to everyone with an IQ over 90. Saying something like, “Not my thing,” or “not as good as usual” - those are fine. We can all agree or disagree, that’s dandy. But things like, “Hah, so funny. I guess, if funny means boring and predictable to you” strike you as really really clever, then you should either focus on studying for your third-grade spelling test you’ll have on Monday, or if you’re not in third grade, then you should probably eat a big box of rat poison, because the whole “you’re very ‘x’ . . . if ‘x’ means (something idiotically negative)” got old for most people long before we got pubic hair.

    So, good work, DOB. Though I think in the late 40’s, they couldn’t do that ‘blurry’ effect in comics - I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in any from that time, anyway. But other than that, awesome!

  136. Marc S Says:

    Daniel hung a bird. Clever use of gravity.

  137. Nova Says:

    I’ve always said Peanuts needed a realistic character. I mean who hasn’t porked his best friend’s sister, taped the whole thing and then show it to said friend in a moment of depression? It happens more often than you think.

  138. wasman Says:

    hhahawtfhahaha

  139. err Says:

    SCORPION TOSS!

  140. deceptacon Says:

    Narcissistic genuis! I love you DOB!

  141. HarryBalz008 Says:

    That sound you hear is Charles Schulz spinning in his grave. Great job!

  142. Stephie Says:

    You’d think that would be illegal….wow. I’m sorry to admit I laughed at some of these.

  143. Acid_Burn Says:

    Oh god, that was terrible! I couldn’t stop laughing despite my sore throat! Excellent job.

  144. Ian Says:

    Normally my favorite columnist on here, but this one was a little weak. The only chuckles I got were out of the phrase “SCORPION TOSS,” and the “FUCK FUCK FUCK” sound effects.

  145. Jeremy Says:

    # WillardNation Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    the Schroeder one was fucking hilarious!

    qft

  146. Tairy Hesticles Says:

    Hahahaha. Great job DOB.

  147. The Meh Gut Says:

    Oh, I get it. You’re like the EVIL one. Hah, so funny.
    I guess, if funny means boring and predictable to you.

  148. Murse Says:

    Why do people complain about stuff on here? If it doesn’t float your boat this week, wait until next week. Dont’ be a tool.

  149. WillardNation Says:

    the Schroeder one was fucking hilarious!

  150. Huntley Says:

    So now you’re taking submissions from 8th graders?

  151. mournblade Says:

    Holy hell, that was funny!

  152. Roschelle@Inconsequential Logic Says:

    This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long long time. Poor Daniel…

  153. justarandomguy Says:

    seriously DOB you have no self respect.

    I love that!

  154. Jason Says:

    Geez. ‘Meh” is right. Better luck next time, DOB.

  155. Secular Says:

    Ridiculously unfunny. You sir, earned a meh.

  156. danomite Says:

    poor outing for DOB.
    looking forward to your next article where you will surely redeem yourself.

  157. jacob Says:

    I always hated Peanuts. Until today. I almost puked from laughter when I saw the last one.
    Perfect.

  158. Cavik Says:

    The only one that made me laugh was the last one.

    “DON’T YOU FUCKING STOP, SCHROEDER!”

    Laugh long and hard, I did. Like my penis.

  159. The Cerberus Says:

    How fucking old are these, DOB? I remember seeing something like this over a year ago on a website you were linked to. You’re phoning it in now… and instead of a phone, it’s a handful of dicks.

  160. Do you have a loved one flying today (9/11)? Says:

    If so… remember to tell them how much they mean to you:

    http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=39&sku=E-CD00251

    Truly a sentiment for every occasion.

  161. PsyberKayos Says:

    I must say though, if each of these were posted weekly as an individual comic strip, it’d still be better than all of these shitty comics Cracked posts.
    No lie.

  162. PsyberKayos Says:

    Kinda funny. No true lulz were had, though.

  163. teh roc Says:

    DOB unfunny like always, too over-the-top. More sarcastic wit from Gladstone please.

  164. Bcosmic Says:

    hahahahahaha!!
    Chapter 6 is the best!

  165. Jediknight437 Says:

    You’re the king DOB.

  166. karesh Says:

    thats WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY !!! THE LAST ONE WAS TOO FUNNY !!

  167. Man-glow Says:

    Some were funny.
    Some were not.
    Some were just freakin’ WRONG!

  168. Voffvoffhunden Says:

    So, when will this collection be out? I love Peanuts!

  169. Reed Says:

    Holy Jesus… Charles Schultz must be rolling in his grave. I love it.

  170. Chamale Says:

    OW, my childhood!

  171. Aquila89 Says:

    There was no VCR in the ’40s (yes, I had to say it).

  172. Name Says:

    “I loved all of them equally. Oh, besides the one about the football game. A bit confused about that one.”

    Pay attention to the background while Linus is talking.

  173. AndyD Says:

    Chooch the football one was the funniest one.

    look at what he is doing to lucy
    then letting Linus smell his fingers in the last panel.
    Hilarious.

  174. Will Says:

    Honestly, LOTS of potential, but I felt it fell flat a bit.

  175. Drunk Stepdad Says:

    I can’t help but wonder what is on top of Daniel’s head, it almost looks like feces.

  176. World's Childhood Says:

    STOP RAPING ME

  177. randomname Says:

    ah yes, the seedy dark world of underground comic books.

  178. Im_a_Vandal Says:

    struggling for breathe here. two thumbs and *winks* up

  179. RDean Says:

    That was awesomely hilarious. Simple, good dirty humor, from a simpler time. Ahhh, the 40s.

  180. OriginalDavid Says:

    fair use covers petty much everything, huh? i love it.

  181. Esteban Says:

    Oh… that was just wrong on so many levels. Thank you.

  182. Simplym Says:

    I feel Dirty.

  183. Tia Says:

    You just ruined Peanuts for me…but thanks for the laugh :-P.

  184. locke1127 Says:

    This is really awful. It’s not funny. Just gross.

  185. Mothmouth Says:

    Well, atleast it’s ACTUALLY funny.

  186. Simon Says:

    That was fucking hilarious.

  187. Archie Says:

    I LOVE YOU DOB

  188. Onodera Says:

    This was great. However, VHS in the late 40’s?

    You should do more of these. More Peanuts and other comics.

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  190. chooch Says:

    Wow. These were ALL amazing.

    I loved all of them equally. Oh, besides the one about the football game. A bit confused about that one.

  191. Karl Says:

    Last pic is epic!!!

  192. Stefan M. Says:

    DONGTACULAR!

  193. Rev JSH Says:

    *chucklefucked*

  194. Can Man Says:

    In Chapter 9, WTF is Franklin holding? A giant penis?

  195. Jamie Says:

    Pure awesomeness!

  196. Uberchief Says:

    @akap

    You fucking dumbass.

  197. akap Says:

    1st

  198. Esmoreit Says:

    I smell a photoshop contest. A very aweseme one at that

  199. Jesper Says:

    a very daniel christmas is good

  200. Seriously lost Says:

    I always knew DOB looked like a comic strip character but I could never pin down which series. I was gonna say Katzenjammer kid.

  201. sebulba Says:

    thank you for raping a beloved childhood character DOB

  202. Flattop Says:

    This was worse than a webcomic.

  203. wes Says:

    hahahahha

  204. Uberchief Says:

    The Schroeder one is fucking priceless.

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