8 Amazing Works of Art You Need a Microscope to Appreciate
For as long as there have been people making art, there have been people who are really good at it. People like Thomas Kinkade and the painter of Space Jesus, just to name two. But it's one thing to paint the weeping, planet-sized face of Jesus Christ hovering in space; it's another to intentionally make the job more difficult on yourself by picking the hardest possible medium to create your work. Like, for instance, if the thing you were sculpting or drawing on was microscopic.
At that point, you're really just showing off. At the risk of rewarding that kind of showboating, here is ...
#8. Pencil Tip Art, by Dalton Ghetti
Dalton M. Ghetti
Does this count as a No. 2?
That's not a huge novelty pencil tip right there. That's a tiny little saw carved into the end of a regular ol' pencil (in this case, a flat carpenter-style pencil) with microscopic precision.
The same pencils we throw away when they're too stubby, Dalton M. Ghetti makes into art. Intricate art. And that's not the work of a laser and a computer -- this was done with his own two hands, using a razor blade, sewing needle and magnifying glass to carve his intricate sculptures out of graphite and pencil wood.
Are you noticing how he planned it so that the handle of the saw would be wood, but the blade would be graphite? Are you letting that sink in? Now notice the four little screws or rivets on the handle at the base of the blade. Yeah, this man is insane.
Dalton M. Ghetti
We bet he carved tiny postcards inside there.
Are you imagining how easy it would be to snap that right off if your hand slipped or, heck, if you just touched it the wrong way? Or how many hours of work you would lose every time somebody accidentally grabbed one of the pencils and started making a grocery list with it?
Dalton M. Ghetti
Anyone feel like Monopoly?
If the pencils look used, that's because Ghetti purposely uses discarded objects for his medium. So each of his pencils was once somebody's trash. And since his art isn't for sale, the only way you're going to get a Ghetti original is to drop a pencil on the ground and wait in hopes that he picks it up, then break into his studio after he turns it into a beautiful horse head or whatever.
#7. Sculptures in the Eye of a Needle, by Willard Wigan
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Joe Biden is trapped inside a nearby thimble.
It's easy to be unimpressed by this Willard Wigan sculpture of the Obama family if you're not grasping the scale. Let's put it this way: That little dark thing protruding into the picture from the bottom? That's an eyelash. And that oval frame where the first family is standing is the eye of a needle.
For perspective, here's a picture of a pair of disembodied hands holding a regular-sized needle:
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Yeah. If you've ever attempted sewing, you know how hard it is just to fit a thread through that little hole at the end of the needle -- imagine squeezing a whole tableau in there. Note the details, like the president's tie. And that's just the beginning:
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Above: How Lilliputians immigrate.
To make sculptures so small, Wigan has to use surgical blades. After all, he's working with materials like grains of sand, dust fibers, spider cobwebs and the hair from a dead fly. A half empty dustbin is like his Costco. The process is exhausting:
Because the works are so minute, the sculptor has learned to control his nervous system and breathing to ensure he does not make even the tiniest movement. Wigan, when working, enters a meditative state in which his heartbeat is slowed, allowing him to reduce any hand tremors and work between heartbeats.
You know your work is intense when you have to put yourself into a coma to do it.
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Wigan spends a chunk of each workday clinically dead.
#6. Sagaki Keita Draws Classic Masterpieces Composed of Tiny Doodles
That drawing of the Mona Lisa is good, but not mind-blowing. Like you wouldn't Facebook "Like" it or anything. But take a closer look:
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She must have fallen asleep at a party.
The whole thing is made of tiny little interlocking doodles.
Sagaki Keita recreates classic works of art composed of little goofball characters that any of us could have drawn during seventh grade math. Look carefully and you'll probably find a dong.
Here's another reproduction you might recognize:
Look closer:

Look closer still and you'll find:
Ha ha. Gotcha.
#5. Akinobu's Itty Bitty Models in Itty Bitty Bottles
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The tiny vikings are out raiding a village in a bottle.
If you're anything like us, you have no idea how people get ships into bottles, but you vaguely suspect voodoo, time travel or Criss Angel. If there's a perfectly logical technique to it, we don't want to know, because we thrive on fantasy. Maybe they make the ship first and build the bottle around it?
But Japanese artist Akinobu doesn't just put ships in bottles -- he puts ships in ridiculously tiny little vials smaller than your thumb. And not just ships -- he puts whole landscapes in them, and dinosaur skeletons and mini-universes.
Akinobu Izumi, Etsy
Pssh. Everyone knows little velociraptors are where it's at.
Akinobu Izumi, Etsy
Tiny sea turtles hatched on the beach!
Now, if you look at those bottlets, you'll notice that the openings aren't as proportionately small as the opening of a wine jug or Budweiser bottle or whatever. Yet carving those little worlds, then getting them into anything without crushing their metaphorical guts, is a major triumph in itself.
And unlike most of the works of art on this list, Akinobu's work is available on Etsy. They're the perfect gift for everyone's favorite bottle-themed holiday, Tiny Model in a Bottle Day!
Akinobu Izumi, Etsy
It's a lot of fun until you realize there aren't air holes.











I can't believe it. They found someone worse than Christina to write articles.
ReplyI would be more impressed if the NanoArt was actually small enough to be measured in nanometres. 500 micrometres is pretty big for something microscopic.
ReplyThe Mark Kistler reference killed me, thank you for that. Wonder what ever happened to that crazy bastard.
ReplyTiny origami is fun. I haven't graduated to needles yet, but if I use mechanical pencil lead I can get ~1/4 of a Starburst wrapper into a crane.
ReplyThe only weird thing is what to do with them once you're done. No one needs a million Starburst cranes so I usually end up leaving them wherever I made them. I really hope a fair few other people appreciate them too or else I'm just littering ha
I've done that too. I generally just gave them to whoever worked the front desk at the college I went to. Half the time, they got stolen or blown away =/
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Nice logic
whyy are the tall ones always the dumb ones
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While the nano art is impressive I couldnt do it at home; one would need a lab.
ReplyI downvoted you by accident so up voted you to make it even
Rad. The needle ones were the most incredible.
Replythe tiny bottle one f*****g sucks. its just tiny models built outside the bottle and brought in through that oversize opening. nevermind that they are bigger than the other models on here. its crappy and doesn't belong on the list. theres a reason it sells on etsy
ReplyOk, you do something better then. Just because you don't appreciate it doesn't mean that lots of time and effort wasn't put into making it. Ctfd!
It's also small and purty. Now shut up.
#1 just doesn't feel like it belongs with the others.
ReplyWas this a "find the odd one out" kind of article?
Hey, baby... I got an "amazing work of art that you need a microscope to see" right here. Heh heh.
Reply...
...wait....
I haven't even read the article yet, but I wanted to let you know that I was very disappointed by the "Space Jesus" link.
ReplySpace Jesus lived up to my expectations and more.
Nice Gulliver reference in number 7 there. :-D
ReplyYou stuck the description "If you squint, they look a little like puckering anuses." under the wrong picture. It should have been placed under the Obama pictures.
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Damn. The little Viking longboat in a bottle isn't for sale...
ReplyI didnt know they made Wheres Waldo in black and white. And by a Japanese man. It must be a manga!
ReplyI may not have found dongs in either of the two doodle pics, but I did find plenty piles of poopy. This must *really* be the Wabash River up close.
ReplyI actually squinted.
ReplyI'm disappointed, there's a perfect joke about leading a camel through the eye of a needle sitting right there and it wasn't made.
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