The Real Reason She's Making You Go See 'Eclipse' [GRAPH]
This week, a record number of boyfriends are being dragged to go see Eclipse, the third film in the Twilight Saga. A breakdown of the reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation ...
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God, man up people. Ban her from twilight and buy her a copy of Playgirl and an Anne Rice novel.
Replyso about the brown?
ReplyLook at it again
SPOILER ALERT: She is always on her period! that is why the vampire and werewolf like her so much.
ReplyI wish they made the movie based on the civil war vampire, my gf makes me watch them, he is the only character i like, he led an army of vampires during the civil war. don't care about any other character.
Haha for some reason my boyfriend got forced into watching the first two movies back before we started dating. I only got conned into seeing the first one.
ReplyI like to watch them for their awfulness. They're all pretty much a watch and trash kinda thing.
ReplyThat new one is coming out soon isn't it? Yeeesh. Special place in hell for Meyer.
Replythis was incredibly funny
ReplySo glad I actually have a cool gf. Asked her if she wanted to see any the twilight movies once, and she said "fuck no, lets just watch inglorious basterds or something you know watchable." I love her.
ReplySo f****n lucky. Mine loves the Twilight series.
"That Stunt you Pulled Last Week."
ReplyThat was the EXACT reason my girlfriend gave when she dragged me to see "Twilight." Fortunately, she hated it almost as much as I did.
I forced myself to read all the books because I loved my girlfriend. But it was the worst thing I ever laid eyes on. ( spoiler for the retarded) I was so happy when i found out that they all might die and was disappointed when they didn't
Replyme too buddy i like the chick i m seeing and its something to talk about but damn, i wish i wasn't such a p***y so that i could rip my eyes out there is no character dev. and it s a slow read.
"If your girlfriend thinks that 'romance' equals Edward's creepy stalker-ness, and then pissing on Bella's desires, or Jacob's 'you don't get to have an opinion' attitude; you need to decide if you're going to take advantage of a mentally unstable person for sex."
ReplyBitches be down votin' this.
It makes her feel less like a pedophile to have a grown man sitting beside her as she drools over jailbait???
Reply"Given that the only character that comes close to qualifying for pedophilia is a vampire and probably older than most of the cast, the point is moot. You see, pedophilia implies prepubescence, look it up."
^RyukaTana you dumbass he meant the grown man as the bf of the girl in the audience, not as in the cast.
My new room mate owns the first 3 movies on DVD. When I was helping her unpack the movies and saw them, I threw them across the room.
ReplyWhy didn't you burn them while you had the chance? Apparently, the one part in Eclipse causes seizures. So, no Twilight for me. ;)
ooh I couldn't see the pic in the background for some reason- it just looked textured brown to me. I was like... the rest of the reasons=shit?
Replymy sister made read the book once, so i read like 50something pages and threw the book against the wall, it felt so good to do so :D
Replyread it. regretted it.
ReplyI just love Twilight and I love my girlfriend and would do anything to please her. (She's was standing next to me while I was commenting.)
ReplyThe other 85% is because of abs?
ReplyIt's because you're gay
I love the twilight movies with the Rifftrax commentaries=hilarious.
Reply"CAT SEX!"
Hell. Yes. It was like they knew it was going to get mocked and wanted the Rifftrax crew to have as many opportunities as possible.
I dont like Twilight *shrugs*
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