If Hollywood Was a Person

Yeah but think of how many time you heard about about the movie before the book.

12/7/2008 6:18:08 PM

Mighty

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12/3/2008 5:34:11

alicehuang002

The most disgusting cyst exploding ever. Why do I keep watching this s**t?

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=152ecd0daac6d655352c

12/2/2008 9:43:46 PM

dalekiloveyou

Hollywood should take the book, s**t all over it, and then return it.

12/2/2008 1:52:34 PM

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12/2/2008 4:40:11

alicehuang001

.....what?That's it?!... LAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEE!!! This makes White Ninja look like a Literature-masterpiece capable of winning a Pulitzer!

12/1/2008 11:14:26 PM

masta_X

I agree with IMNOTINSANE. While the comic can be taken to be a criticism of Hollywood's inability to take books and adapt them to theater, I think it's better to interpret it as Hollywood's tendency to distract people from what is really important in life. The distraction can come from the movies themselves, or even the way people have an obsessive desire to waste time reading about the personal lives of the people in Hollywood.

12/1/2008 9:32:58 PM

GeoffWarburton

You people suck. The comic has absolutely nothing to do with hollywood adapting books into film. It just portrays hollywood as an annoying, insane, childish mother f****r that distracts from worthwhile things in life.

12/1/2008 3:31:47 PM

IMNOTINSANE

UGH! Web Comics: Usually Funny
Cracked's selection of Web Comics: Never Funny

12/1/2008 11:39:17

Shancey

Got a few more to add to your list, serial. Timeline, by Michael Crichton. One of my favorite books...and they cast Paul Doucheface Walker as the lead role, totally butchered the book. Eragon, book was goodish, movie blew. Whatever...what i want to see is a Moby Dick remake. Like what King Kong should've been, i want it to be like Titanic. Long enough for an intermission, massive special effects, white whale with centuries worth of harpoons jutting from it's back...all of it. see, in my mind, if I were in charge, the book would be my script. Sure, some things you gotta leave out, but it's whoever decides these things that is important. They always leave out the most important s**t, and add some nonexistant love connection because they think that's what we want. Hollywood is like our government...cumbersome and clueless.

12/1/2008 10:41:33

taylor

that was pretty gay

12/1/2008 4:54:03

Roy-Drage

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12/1/2008 4:36:03

alicehuang

I get it - Hollywood steals ideas.

Awful

11/30/2008 11:56:47 PM

Peace Frog

Unfunny. But thanks for trying.

11/30/2008 9:59:45 PM

PsyberKayos

That strip is so true. You guys remember how they butchered the Lord of The Rings series? Or how about how grossly inaccurate the Harry Potter movies are in regards to the books? Ooh! Or how about Jurassic Park? Or the slew of celluloid versions of Dracula, such as Francis Ford Coppela's version or the classic Nosferatu, or Bella Lugosi's timeless rendition?

Man, Hollywood just can't adapt books into a film that does the original story justice.

11/30/2008 8:53:38 PM

serialman

Not really funny, but makes sense to me. Hollywood now takes popular literature away from us by ruining it in film, then making most of us never want to read or finish the book ever again. It steals away the enjoyment of a good book and fucks it up with celebrities.

11/30/2008 8:35:46 PM

Enabsflow

This is really starting to annoy me, first white ninja and now this. The series are great, but the comics cracked likes to show tend to really suck.

11/30/2008 7:43:13 PM

SyntaxError

dreadful

11/30/2008 6:55:21 PM

Acosmist

I....what?

11/30/2008 6:25:29 PM

AnderX

That sucked so much that I'm going to the spam bot website to justify ever clicking on the link that got me here.

11/30/2008 5:24:08 PM

echocharlie