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The 8 Most Baffling "Sports" From Around The World

By Highmore Skeats October 19, 2008 602,289 views
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Once again we're taking time to celebrate the one tradition common to all cultures: gathering in large groups to participate in utterly pointless and often mind-bogglingly dangerous sports.

All it takes is a lot of bored males and, more often than not, alcohol.

#8.
Shin Kicking

Where:

Cotswolds, England

What is it?

Shin Kicking is part of the Cotswold Games, a four hundred year-old tournament that claims to be the oldest Olympiad in the world, and, because of the absence of synchronised swimming, it may also have a valid claim to be the best.

There's rarely a sport more perfectly summed up by its name. Shin Kicking is a contest between two fighters as to who can knock the other down by the simple, honest method of kicking the shit out of one another's shins.

If you cause your opponent to fall, you earn a point. Bouts are won on a best-of-three basis, the winner going through to the next round. Call us unadventurous, but we think we'd probably throw the fight immediately after some hairy, beefy, rosy cheeked English farmer demolished our wizened, malnourished shins with one swing of a sheep-shit covered boot.

Competitors are allowed to cram hay down their pants to try and protect their shins, but what with hay having the protective qualities of a soggy tissue, we can't picture it doing much good.

Origins:

The Cotswold Games began in the early 1600s when a local attorney called Robert Dover organised the games a protest against the rampant growth of Puritanism. Because if anything is going to make those prudes lighten up it's the horrific breaking of another man's shins.

Interesting Fact:

In the games early days, duelling was an event. In one fight between Sir German Poole and a Mr. Hutchinson, Poole sliced off three of Hutchinson's fingers before Hutchinson even drew his sword. Hutchinson responded by slicing off Poole's nose, and the gruesome turn of events probably short-circuited plans to combine the events by strapping knives to contestant's shoes during the shin-kicking event.

#7.
Bossaball (AKA Trampoline Volleyball

Where:

Belgium, though there are clubs in Brazil, Germany, Spain and Kuwait, among other places.

What is it?

Bossaball is a variant of volleyball, but with elements of soccer, gymnastics and capoeira (a Brazilian martial art) thrown in. All of it is played on a souped-up bouncy castle, producing something which is mind-blowingly awesome. Seriously, why isn't this shit in the Olympics?

The game is played on an inflatable volleyball court, and in front of the net on each side is a round trampoline so players can get some serious height when spiking. Teams are comprised of three, four or five players, one of which must be on the trampoline (the attacker), whilst the other four must set the ball up for the attacker to spike. And of course everyone is bouncing around and giggling the whole time.

The game is over when a team reaches twenty five points, or when the bigger boys come along and throw everyone off so they can play.

Origins:

The game was invented a few years ago in Belgium, making it the first good idea to come out of the country since the Trappist Monks realized worshiping God was much more fun when you're drunk off your ass.

Interesting Fact:

The name comes from Bossa nova, which is a style of Brazilian Music, and Bossaball officials are known as samba referees. They officiate the game, but also provide the soundtrack with drums, turntables and microphones, an innovation we think would improve many sports (golf most of all).

#6.
Free Style Walking (aka Skateboarding Without a Skateboard

Where:

Anywhere jaw-dropping stupidity can be found.

What is it?

Freestyle Walking and "Free Running" seem to be sports for people who bought the clothes to dress like Bam Margera, but didn't have any money left to buy a skateboard. So they go jumping off rails and fences using only their feet.

You can buy special shoes called Soap Shoes with hard soles meant to make it easier to slide along a rail before slipping off and destroying your nuts.

There are other offshoots like FMX or Foot Motocross, which is an extreme sport where people do BMX bicycle stunts the, er, bike. So, again, FMX is just running around and jumping.

Origins:

Freestyle Walking was developed by Illinois residents Brian White, Brandon Kennedy, Tom Mottier and Mike Rempert in 1995 as a means of self-expression and creative interaction with one's environment. Everyone else just called it walking stupidly.

Interesting Fact:

Experts expect the sport to die out in just one generation, as repeated rail nut-crushings have rendered virtually all participants sterile.

#5.
Ferret Legging (aka Stuffing a Ferret Down Your Pants

Where:

Yorkshire, England

What is it?

Imagine, if you can, standing in a barn in a small village on the moors of North Yorkshire, in England. In the barn, there are a lot of dour looking Gentlemen standing around you, glowering, drinking ale and smoking pipes. Oh yeah, you're shirtless, and your trousers are securely tied around your ankles. There's a fellow in front of you holding two ferrets. These two small, carnivorous, weasel-like beasts with sharp claws and teeth are squirming, and they look both pissed off and really, really hungry.

Then, the fellow with the ferrets gives you the nod. You pull your trousers out, and he throws the ferrets in, pulling your belt tight afterwards.

That's basically the idea of this. It's referred to as "keepin' 'em down" and Ferret Leggers have to keep the two thrashing, angry ferrets down their trousers for as long as possible. When the Ferret Legger can't take any more, they whip their trousers down, freeing the Ferrets, and spend the next few weeks trying to piece together their shredded pride. And genitals.

Organized events seem to have petered out before the era of YouTube videos, but fortunately you can still find some enthusiasts participating in the privacy of their own homes.

The current world record is held by a Yorkshireman called Reg Mellor, who kept two ferrets down his trousers for five hours and twenty six minutes back in 1981. No one dared ask him why.

Origins:

We have no idea, nor do we really want to find out. All we know is that it was popular in the early 1900s, and rallied again in the 1970s. Currently Yorkshire and Scotland are both arguing as to who invented the sport first, hopefully each accusing the other.

Interesting Fact:

The sport appears to be illegal in Great Britain, which is the only place where it is played. We suppose the authorities must turn a blind eye because, really, what can they do to punish a guy who's already had a ferret attack his testicles?

I am English, and proud to say I have never heard of any of the Great Britain ones. I'm not sure why free-running is here...

11/1/2009 7:24:47 PM
SouperVillain

The Beatles ride skibobs in the movie "Help!"

11/1/2009 11:58:45 AM
frankdisalvo

The FMX page on Wikipedia was dleted for the fact that it appears no-where else on the web.

You missed out Nettle-Eating BTW...

Skibobbing looks really fun... Until you crash...

11/1/2009 7:28:28 AM
DHeadshot

FMX, or freestyle motocross, is actually a badass sport where people do insane tricks on motorcycles, and I have no idea where the hell you got the idea that FMX stood for "foot motocross." Check out my topic page on FMX to see just how completely, utterly, totally wrong you are.

10/20/2009 11:39:50 PM
suddenthump

Parkour was first developed as military training for the french army, helping them rethink movement, theoretically allowing them to move more effectively through their environment and gain a tactical advantage, it later spread and became an "urban sport" so to speak. the video with the "soap" shoes hardly qualifies as free running or parkour which tends to involve a more whole-body approach rather than simply the feet, youtube some parkour or free runing videos and you'll see what i'm talking about.

9/26/2009 10:37:49 PM
imcanadian23

@m3ntallym3:

You're sort of right, free running and parkour were developed by two guys named Sebastian Foucan and David Belle.

Parkour is moving through one's environment in the most efficient manner possible, that is, in the fastest manner possible while using the least amount of energy possible.

Free-running is similar to parkour but instead of efficiency, it allows for creativity of movement with flips and spins and such.

The terms are not dictated by nationality.

9/26/2009 12:40:14 AM
traceur_

hahahahahahahaha
can't stop laughing over :"Meine Hoden!"
hahahahahaha
it just sounds too funny :D

7/12/2009 2:39:25 PM
cl3m

Holy s**t I gotta move to Britain so I can finally have an excuse to shove some ferrets in my drawers.

6/14/2009 10:22:37 PM
LOLinator

Notice how most of the "Weird" sports are British? This is the sort of thing that needs to be incorporated in the 2012 Olympics...

5/20/2009 1:37:27 PM
DHeadshot

does the winning camel at least get to bang the female when the match is over or does he just get hauled away?

4/4/2009 12:20:51 AM
tokabul

Who wants to start an american camel wrestling league with me?

4/3/2009 4:08:45 PM
anderfreak

And m3ntallym3, parkour is different to freerunning. I'm not sure how, but I got yelled at once for thinking they were the same.

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4/1/2009 6:36:47 PM
fulllovegirl

I'm glad to see that England has done well on this list. There are hundreds of crappy bizzare "sports" played in rural England. Cheese rolling and mud-football (soccer) are some more.
The Bossaball looks amazing.

3/19/2009 5:09:26 AM
connelluk

dude, combine bossaball with dead or alive extreme beach volleyball, it would rule

3/3/2009 4:43:06 PM
phicks

Ahh Hornussen, I remember it Fondly from my early years.

2/10/2009 8:57:49 PM
DirkMasters

Damn England sure has some crazy sports

2/8/2009 1:16:12 PM
trooperdx3117

Freestyle walking is a lot different from free running. Free running is the american term for parkour which involves jumping and sprinting through areas in a quick, swift way (like urban gymnastics sort of.) Sorry if I sound like a dick.

2/4/2009 2:51:58 PM
m3ntallym3

From personal experience, the last thing you want up your pant leg is a hungry ferret. I can not imagine having 2 of them, that would be pure murder!

1/29/2009 11:58:09 AM
WingKnought

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1/29/2009 11:47:41 AM
SickBoy
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