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cheese-eat⋅ing sur⋅ren⋅der mon⋅key (noun; slang)
For extra fun, change a few more words around and the same basic template can be applied to other countries. Isn't that right, Canada? Or should we say Molson-Chugging Hockey Vaginas? #5.
com⋅mand⋅er cuck⋅oo ba⋅na⋅nas (proper noun)
Real World Applications: Despite all of the hard work that no doubt went into crafting President Bush's many, many nicknames over the past few years (Chimpy McBunnypants, Drinky McCokeSpoon, Smirky McFlightsuit, President Short Bus, Drunk Texas Prairie Monkey, Bushitler, Jesus W. Bush, Spurious George, Flubya, Fundraiser-in-Vhief or Darth Dubyous), none can match Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in its delicate simplicity and intentional lack of subtlety. Vintage Simpsons. #4.
crom⋅u⋅lent (adj.)
Real World Applications: Like cleave-which means both "to bring together" and "to separate"-cromulent is its own opposite, meaning both respectable and not respectable at all. If you have a hard time remembering this definition, think about cleavage; how two breasts are separate, yet as one. In fact, go ahead and think about cleavage right now. As a matter of fact, think about cleavage as a solution to any problem. Then, fail Calculus. #3.
ass⋅butt (noun; vulgar)
Dolph: You're broadcasting geek rays all over the entire valley. Nelson: 'Fraid not! I'm still wicked bad. Jimbo: Oh, yeah? Then prove it, assbutt. Real World Applications: We know how it is-you're writing out Christmas cards and you need something special that brilliantly sums up how you feel about all of your friends and relatives. And let's face it: Asshole, asshat, buttmunch and butt burglar just don't carry the same shock value that they used to. The wordsmiths over at Simpsons headquarters step in, and now you have 200 "Dear Assbutt" cards, ready for delivery. Be sure to thank Groening and company for saving Christmas, once again. #2.
meh (interjection)
Bart: Oh, these Renaissance fairs are so boring. Marge: Oh, really? Did you see the loom? I took loom in high school.' (Marge then weaves the message "Hi Bart, I am weaving on a loom") Bart: Meh. Real World Applications: If you're on the Internet much, (as you undoubtedly are, right this goddamn second), the success of meh isn't a newsflash. It's such a perfect expression of adolescent blahness that most people who use it don't even realize that it originated with our favorite yellow family. That's how effective and appropriate meh is; we assume it is our body's natural reaction to being unimpressed. You eat when you're hungry, you pee when you need to pee and you say meh when you're bored. And The Simpsons made that happen. Impressive, right? #1.
learn⋅ing juice (noun; slang)
Real World Applications: While learning juice may be the perfect way to describe beer, Simpsons-loving lushes already had plenty of boozy one-liners to choose from, including, "To alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all of life's problems," "I'm a people person... who drinks" and "Alright, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." We here at CRACKED will not rest until learning juice is nationally recognized as the new official name of beer. After that, we shall continue not resting until learning juice is
Once all of those demands are met, then we'll rest. We'll rest so goddamn hard that we won't remember all of the learning juice-related yelling, beating and sexing from the previous night. Mark Peters is making a dictionary with his blog Wordlustitude, where readers can learn words such as "skankspionage," "pre-schmoopification," and "cat-nookiepalooza." |
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Ranch dressing hose... Jesus Christ.
I'm a huge fan of "Out of my way, jerkass!"
Homer used it twice in the episode where they joined a cult.
Then they put it in the Simpsons hit and run game, whenever Homer's behind the wheel, every 20 seconds. Ruined jerkass for me.
Meh should be on top. You never, ever hear about leraning juice. Lame.
i agree with the below, that yoink and d'oh got the shaft in not making this list...i would also liked to have seen dorkus malorkus in there.
In the Naval Nuclear Power Program, "learnin' juice" is either beer (weekends) or some form of nipple-explodingly caffeinated beverage...
D'oh should have made the list, and embiggens should've had a listing and not just a mention, not to mention the month of Smarch.
OK I know this isn't considered a new word that was created by the Simpsons but I just love the way Marge says it....On the Treehouse of Horror episode with Reaper Madness, Death says he has come for Bart and Marge tells Bart to run like the wind (pronounced 'whine')...Lisa tells her its wind and Marge says well i've only read it in books.....
But what have they done for us lately?
Although I agree cheese eating surrender monkeys is an excellent insult, its actually somewhat untrue, I will admit the French population's 20th century record was poor, out of all European Nations, France has been in the most wars and won most of them
Learning Juice shouldn't be number one, it's neither the most memorable nor the most interesting Simpsons phrases.
And don't worry, I feel like a total douche for using the word 'nor' in a serious sentence about a simpsons word list.
Dude.... what about 'd'oh'. That word is actually in the dictionary now
Dude.... what about 'd'oh'. That word is actually in the dictionary now
"It's so typical of liberals to slander anything they don't like as some sort of "-ist" as if everyone who reads this site shares in their abject hatred of conservatives. (Good luck keeping this site going under Sharia Law. Idiots.)"
Yeah, you deserve mocking. Lots of it.
"And so, with apologies to [...] kwyjibo"
Yeah, Cracked are the idiots.
wow..you forgot kwidgibo
you'e an idiot
and im sure that im an idiot for spelling that wrong but if you didnt take the time to put the basic funny words in there then i hate you too much to put the effort into looking up how to spell it
yo, wheres "doh"?
At the risk of labeling myself a total nerd, here goes: Lisa's Date with Density was aired Dec. 15, 1996. I mention this only because that makes is a pre-season nine so not funny at all anymore episode.
The episode that aired Nov. 5 2000 was a Tale of Two Springfields, in which an area code change leads Springfield to divide into the rich and the poor half of town.
Yeah, I know. I need a life.
karlub, shut the f**k up
Me and a few friends actually attempted to make Skittlebrau. It just made the beer sweet, which was kind of disgusting.
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How about that sound that Gil (and others) makes when in a bad situation, usually accompanied by tugging on his collar. Kind of a "Gllll" sound.