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| Nowadays, fantasy sports are as American as apple pie. Fantasy football, basketball, baseball and even NASCAR are mainstays of The Top Picks
If you were lucky enough to get the top pick in your criminal athlete fantasy draft, it is almost impossible to pass up Darryl Strawberry. The most consistent and prolific criminal athlete in modern history, Strawberry is a five-tool crook, able to put up points in all the major stat categories: illegitimate children, domestic abuse, serious drug and alcohol problems, tax evasion, multiple prison terms and suspensions from his sport.
Mike Tyson should also be at the top of your draft board. Since his 1992 conviction on rape charges that earned him three years in the can, Iron Mike has continued to put up the stats of a top psychopath. His notable accomplishments and accusations include biting Evander Holyfield’s ear off, biting Lennox Lewis’ leg during a press conference scuffle, testing positive for marijuana, lobbing glass Christmas ornaments at journalists in a Havana hotel, brawling outside a Brooklyn hotel, assaulting a topless dancer, and declaring bankruptcy. |
Was this from before the Vick dogfighting scandal. He could be another sleeper hit in the future.
It's spelled douchebag, but I agree 100%.
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Apparently, it's really hard to think up a name for a sports team these days that isn't completely idiotic.
How far would they go to win? Retardedly far.
Short on rules, long on danger.
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We probably would've been better off not knowing.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
Our monsters are kind of lame, comparatively.
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
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Is it bad that I'm here in Australia and I've still heard of most of these guys? And I'd like to add AFL player Ben Cousins to this list. whether it's mob connections, swimming rivers to escape from cops, heavy meth abuse, sleeping in the street in front of a casino, wanky tats or being on of the best players going around he's always gonna be causing trouble!