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Cliffs Notes on Mystikal's "P*$sy Crook"
 
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That is quite possibly the worst song ever written, and for so many reasons that are really unecessary to go over.
The Devil
This is pretty ironic, considering where Mystikal ended up. I guess life imitates art sometimes.
Hahahahahahaha Shrimp?!?!?! Lol. Mystikal is such a loser
NO f*****g WAY!!!!!!!!!! They brought this article back!!!
k050564
I just laughed so hard that I'm crying...amazing lol.
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