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RyanDoody
07/10/11 01:52 AM
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I have to assume that the song is supposed to be funny... right?
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Didier
04/06/09 12:00 PM
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Thanx Craked. I had idea of such a clown....
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alkfuel66
05/19/08 08:29 PM
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That is quite possibly the worst song ever written, and for so many reasons that are really unecessary to go over.
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Supermodel4u305
02/06/08 07:41 AM
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Hahahahahahaha Shrimp?!?!?! Lol. Mystikal is such a loser
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Vimmy
01/28/08 11:38 AM
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NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!! They brought this article back!!!
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